I once was courteous and gallant
Although not without a loss
And if there were any ladies
I was always opening doors
But being polite and friendly to you
Would be a lie today
And we'll all feel much better
When you go away
Your husband was like a god
And now he is more like a shade
Before he was just too lazy
About what he just can't do today
I know it's in our karma
And there's nothing that we can change
And we'll all feel much better
When you go away
When ship is coming to harbor
The people on pier are glad
But if you were on that ship
I'd burn the ropes and the quay
And if you were made out of sugar
Afraid, I'd call up the rain
And we'll all feel much better
When you go away
